Match Reports



Match Reports

24th May 2025
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V&A v The Invalids

The Invalids fixture is one of the longer standing on the V&A list, and the Invalids themselves are a club of rich history who have recently brought up their century.  They were founded in 1919 by the poet and critic, J.C.Squire, as activity for chaps injured in the First World War and were soon immortalised in perhaps the most famous of cricketing novels, England, Their England by A.G.Macdonell.  Happily, such distinction has not gone to their heads, as we have seen with other clubs of similar longevity, and they are as affable and convey the same degree of pleasantly organised chaos as Macdonell depicted back in 1933. During the week, our captain, Jasper Arnold, had informed Adam Jacot that he would be batting at number eleven, an act Adam found demotivating.  Nevertheless, Adam was on good form throughout the morning, batting off Nicky Bird’s frequent barbs with some panache.   In life as in cricket, Adam hides […]
17th May 2025
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V&A v Hermits/Penn Street

The extraordinary thing about the V&A’s match on Saturday 17 May was that the team were obviously thought to be so talented that they took on not one but two teams, a combined Penn Street and The Hermits (in fact, as neither could quite raise an eleven).  But the story then became even more complicated as they came with twelve so to give everyone a game one of theirs also fielded for the V&A, meaning that to avoid too many on the pitch at one time, one of the V&A had to drop out every five overs and merely admire their comrades from the pavilion. And if you are still with me so far (which I very much doubt) hang on until it gets even more complicated as one PSH (as I shall call the combined opposition) strained a muscle when batting, thus needing a runner who of course largely stood at […]
10th May 2025
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V&A vs Battersea Badgers

On a perfect early May morning Stonor valley is truly poetic. John Clare’s unabashed joy of rural splendour is captured in “The Shepherd’s Calendar. In “May” we find twittering swallows, hedgerow crickets, swarthy bees, flowers in bloom and the deepening sky. That said, Clare’s account of May-time sporting activities refers to “ …children, wild for sport [ who] , alternate catch the bounding ball” – nothing at all to do with the V&A team taking the field on this beautiful morning. After a stressful week trying to drum up a full XI, V&A fielded 9 players in a 10 a side game. The team was not young – at best, autumnal. Christiaan Jonkers was comfortably the youngest player at 50 years old. Nicky Bird suggested that I check the players’ ages and record the average age of the team. The questions I would have had to ask seemed impertinent. For […]
3rd May 2025
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V&A v Howitzers

The Howitzers hail from Conington in Cambridgeshire, not to be confused with a village of the same name a few miles downstream.  It’s an easy mistake to make as the V&A know to their cost when we arrived to the wrong Conington a few years ago only to find no cricket pitch and the locals unwilling to raise a team.  To have two identically named villages located so close together seems unwise to me, but perhaps they had tasked an intern writing the Cambridgeshire section of the Domesday Book that day. The Howitzers style themselves as “friendly, sociable and inclusive” and they are as good as their word, playing in good spirit and even laughing at Nicky Bird’s jokes.  Nicky likes to describe the V&A as inclusive.  When asked by some funding body to demonstrate the club’s inclusivity he replied, without hesitation, “well, we have players from minor public schools as well”. Both sides […]
26th April 2025
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V&A CC v Top Knockers CC

Venue: Stonor Format: Timed Match Result: Match drawn Score Summary: Top Knockers: 154/9 V&A CC (A): 92/6 Result: Match drawn Ah, cricket in the spring. The sun was out, the pitch was dry, and the players were up for it. Vanda CC (A) took one look at the luscious strip and — full of premature confidence — decided to have a bowl after winning the toss. What followed was a performance so tight it would’ve impressed even the most experienced professionals. The opening pair of Sean Gleason and Chris MT were absolutely relentless. Like a couple of lovers with a point to prove, they hit their lengths repeatedly — and not infrequently found that elusive G spot, much to the frustration of the Top Knockers’ top order. The early breakthroughs came quickly, and Vanda were on top in every sense. The pitch was a bit on the slow side (we’ve all been there), and the outfield didn’t help — it was as […]